snow-mageddon

wow, long island...just wow. what happened to having mild winters? what happened to having a few inches, max, of snow? what happened to schools closing at the first hint of flurries? why did you have to go all snow-pocalypse on us?  we do NOT appreciate three blizzards in one season!  is this because we only have two winters left before the world ends in december of 2012? are you preparing us for the inevitable, mother nature? cause id really appreciate it if you rewarded us with mild winters and less heat waves in the summers instead of catastrophic extremes.

anyway this snow now is supposedly turning into sleet or rain tomorrow. really hope so cause rain means its warmer and warmer weather means melting snow. hopefully.  im sick of this shit--NO ONE can park on side streets anywhere because the plows did a horrible job for blizzard #1, and when #2 came around the snow was on top of frozen snow, which meant the plows still couldnt remove all the snow. so dumb, mama earth, so dumb.

i need to move to florida or something, but they have hurricanes. the midwest has twisters and tornadoes and crap, and california has earthquakes and is too close to asia. just kidding. but it does have the pacific ocean, which is notorious for whirlpools, rip tides, the largest population of tiger sharks in the world and is rumored to be the home of the mysterious giant squid. haha. so im basically stuck in some sort of extreme weather element wherever i go. ughhhhh.

ok im done ranting about dumb freezing weather and snow.
until the next time i get so worked up about something,

~sam