if i had a million dollar$

so i was thinking of all the things i would buy if i had a million dollars. here is an incomplete list. and its all legit i would really try to buy all these things

-a porsche 911, in black or silver
-louis vuitton luggage
-a bunch of coach and vera bradley bags so i would never have to worry about matching a bag to my outfit again
-juicy couture tracksuits in various colors
-a tank of exotic fish, maybe even rays (not the stinging kind) because they're cute
-a shark tank
-buy my parents a house in a climate they actually enjoy
-pay off my, my brothers, and my boyfriends college tuition/loans
-hire someone to get me starbucks everyday..because its too expensive to get it everyday unless you're rich
-make a month be "sam history month" idk which month yet
-my birthday would become a national holiday
-shut down a certain pool in a certain town
-donate money to funding cancer in memory of my family members who endured it
-buy a Greek island, and make it private
-make it illegal for patricia holliday to have a drivers license or say the phrase "im so college" ever again
-hire mrs falco to make me fried oreos whenever i want...aka all the time
-make lindsay lohan go away, not be "taken care of" but be locked away forever in a shack in a third world country so she can stop ruining america
-pay for my dream wedding to my dream man <3. and i swear that would be th nicest wedding...move over prince william and kate, mine would be better
-hire a hair stylist..im HOPELESS at doing my hair
-buy a nail salon exclusively for me and my mom, so we never have to wait for an opening or for the girl we like to do our nails, and it will have all the colors of nail polish we like and the people working there will only speak english so they cant talk sh*t about us in korean
-and i'd buy barnes&noble so i could always have access to books =)


and im sure there's more id buy, will add at a later date
=)   sam