hey comrades... ok. so cats. for those of u who dont know, i have 3. we adopted two (sisters) from a shelter in christmas of 2007. they are pippin (yea from lord of the rings lol) and tinkerbell. i named tink. then in october of 07 we found this tiny white kitten meowing pitifully outside our window and my mo took it in and when i came home from school i saw the cutest little kitty who would be harry (after harry potter, since they are both orphans) and i fell in love. we had to keep him--i mean this kitten could fit on one hand and was just so precious.
its been a few years, and not much has changed. harry's the general of the house, constantly patrolling the windows of the house so he can hiss at the neighborhood strays. hes also the sweetest cat and cuddles on most peoples laps at any given time. he has some gay traits--he has a very high pitched meow, and he plays with pink hair curlers. touch his hair curler and he'll draw blood. seriously. the best is if you put one in your pocket so it sticks out a little bit; he'll jump up and hit it with his paw til it falls on the ground, and then he picks it up in his mouth and runs away with it. he also harasses the other cats and likes to jump on them when they're sleeping and then take over their nap spot.
pippins the prettiest, all gray tabby with green eyes. only thing is, shes an attention whore. she has the loudest most annoying meow ever and if you dont stop to pet, feed, or cuddle with her, she lets the whole damn house know about it. other than that shes nice--she sleeps with me every night and its cute, but shes a bed hog.
tink is..special. some of my work friends call her 'sprinkles' after angela's cat on the show the office. shes very interesting. overweight, strangley colored, a deep grunt for a meow and with these HUGE yellow eyes, she indeed looks weird. she often stares at walls or inanimate objects for fun. she usually smells like cat poop and if she sits on your lap she always puts her ass in your face, giving you a lovely wiff of cat butt. when shes not busy smelling bad and staring at you with her huge eyes, shes quite funny. she has a toy football (soft) that she bats around like you wouldnt believe. there might be catnip (crack for cats) in it or something. shes very cuddly also. the funniest things she does are: 1) she has to knock her catfood out of the dish before she eats it, and she eats the pieces one by one; 2) if you annoy her she takes her paw and will hit you. im talking, bitch-slap you. i will tap her back sometimes and the look in her giant eyes is great, because she gets madder and hits you again. 3 minutes later she wants to cuddle..so strange!
anyway im NOT a crazy cat person, but i do love my cats. theyre very funny and do the quirkiest things. pippin prefers to nap in the linen closet, on the towels, sometimes nestled in them. harry stalks the other cats and harasses them, and then tries to cuddle with them later on my bed. tink...anything she does is funny, especially the time she ran on some shirts i was decorating with fabric paint and her back leg, which is white, was bright blue for a few days!
so yea, those are my crazy cats. oh and my dad hates all of them and loves to find new things to do to them that they dislike..like laser guns that make sounds, loud music...its great
until next post,
~sam
About Me
- Sam
- i'm samantha, i'm 20 going on 21 and i am a junior English major, but im not here to use proper grammar. im athletic but i also love to write and figured a blog would be a good way to keep up with writing and also help get my thoughts out in a constructive way. i have a lot of opinions about society, especially how i think humanity is suffering because of the "gimme generation" (details on that later). i write mostly poetry but also dabble in prose and want to get into short fiction and all that jazz..hope someone finds this interesting!
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