so before i go into detail about my wonderful thai excursion, please excuse this brief interruption to tell you about how ridiculous some americans are. or maybe they're genius. anyway, these people are called "extreme couponers" and they are so hardcore they make the marines look bad. they research coupons and calculate insane levels of math and pretty much their lives are run by good deals on bulk items. one woman spent over a grand of groceries but only paid $54. pretty good, but she didnt beat this one chick who had $673 of groceries and only spent two bucks. TWO! not even joking. i wish i knew her so she could save me this kind of money, but if she was really smart she'd sell all her free crap and make a ton more money...and then she could go buy some more groceries with the money earned from selling free groceries.
honestly, it really is sacrilege for them to pay full retail price for something. but imagine they paid top dollar for clothes, makeup, cars, etc? that would just be the most ironic thing..mad cheap on food, but lets get some Prada outfits that wont be in style by the summer.
and "my strange addiction" OMG wow..so scary. this chick ate soap and laundry detergent when she was stressed. ok not only is that sick mentally but its disgusting physically..unless her insides are sparkly clean, in which case shes the cleanest person ever. but still, so weird. what if she went out on a date to a nice restaraunt and had to go to the bathroom multiple times to eat the soap there because the date stressed her out? like, for real..i cant even take it seriously. i watched it with my friends and the jokes didnt stop all night.
speaking of my friends, they're a motley crew, and this summer we are planning to spend $500 at a store (to buy pranking supplies) but use coupons and see if we can spend less than ten bucks. if we accomplish this it will be one of the proudest/dumbest things i have ever done in my life. and i will brag about it to my children.
anyway im off to try out the new softsoap my mom got yesterday..watermelon scented, bet it tastes juicy and delicious!
...just kidding
until next time, thats the way sam sees it!
About Me
- Sam
- i'm samantha, i'm 20 going on 21 and i am a junior English major, but im not here to use proper grammar. im athletic but i also love to write and figured a blog would be a good way to keep up with writing and also help get my thoughts out in a constructive way. i have a lot of opinions about society, especially how i think humanity is suffering because of the "gimme generation" (details on that later). i write mostly poetry but also dabble in prose and want to get into short fiction and all that jazz..hope someone finds this interesting!
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