snow-pocalypse survival skills

so seeing as tonight and tomorrow i shall be snowed in, i have decided to write a few ways ot survive. most likely we won't make it through this storm, so everyone should prepare their wills just in case. on the off chance that some of us actually do survive this storm of death, here is what to do:

Today:
-stock up on food: non-perishables, like ramen and canned soup and crackers, pretzels, things like that
-get water (i know, its dumb to buy bottles water) or juice or whatever u like to drink
-make sure you have a bunch of blankets and cozy sweatshirts and fuzz socks and all that
-put off doing homework until we're definitely snowed in. why do it now? you'll be stuck inside tomorrow and probably bored since daytime TV is awful. and plus, if we all die, its not like you wasted time doing homework today right?
-get/borrow a book. in case the tv and computers go out, at least you can read to entertain yourself
-do laundry, if we have power. it takes a while and its nice to have warm clothes during freezing weather
-if you're really bored, work out. crunches pushups running in place, stretching...all good to do.

Tomorrow:
-pray that we survive while eating your canned food wrapped in a blanket doing homework

..i doubt we will make it out alive. if we don't, i hope someone can tell Harrison Ford that he is my favorite actor of all time and i have always thought he was good looking even when he got old.

until next post (if there even is one haha)
~sam

ps im totally being sarcastic in case you didnt realize that yet. some people freaking out over this snowstorm is hiarious and im making fun of the mass hysteria, i dont really think anyone's gonna die in this!